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I Was A Gay Teenage Zombie

I Was A Gay Teenage Zombie

Alison Cybe

Jay was perfectly normal for an awkward, antisocial, gay teenager. Until he was bitten by a zombie boy.

"Y'know, if I was a sexy type of undead, like a vampire or something, I'm sure I'd have some kind of supernatural power to bring any guy I liked under my charismatic control. Best I can hope for is to not decompose over someone's shoes. How romantic."

And you thought it was hard coming out as gay... Jay was a perfectly normal teenager, like any other awkward, antisocial, gay teenager. Until he was bitten by a mysterious zombie boy.

Now, Jay has far more on his mind than he can handle. Not only is he struggling to keep his troubled family together and deal with his unfulfilled love for the hottest guy in school, he also needs to keep in check his urge to devour human flesh. All the while making sure his decomposition doesn’t show. As if he wasn’t already enough of an outsider…

This unique story offers a fresh and exciting new twist on the young adult LGBT coming-of-age comedy horror tale. Shockingly aware and witty, this thrilling tale by acclaimed horror and dark fantasy author Alison Cybe dishes up side-splitting laughter, stomach-churning horror, heart-rending drama and everything you'll need to know about growing up when you just don't fit in.

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I Was A Gay Teenage Zombie is published by Deep Hearts YA, the young adult imprint of Deep Desires Press. For more information on Deep Hearts YA, please click here to visit the website.

Thong of Thongs

Thong of Thongs

69 Sexy Jewish Stories

Kitty Knish

Thong of Thongs is the lovely Kitty Knish's debut collection of 69 sexy Jewish stories. Laugh as the Chosen People enjoy their bondage with a side of bagels and lox.

Thong of Thongs is the lovely Kitty Knish's debut collection of 69 sexy Jewish stories, showcasing Jewish humor at its finest. Equal parts kosher and dirty, romantic and raunchy fun.

Adam, Eve and the trouser snake; streaking at a kibbutz; Freud’s introduction to submission; these are only a few of the hilariously scandalous tales found inside. Laugh your tuckus off as the Chosen People enjoy their bondage with a side of bagels and lox.

*WARNING*: While there is something in this collection for everyone, not every story is for everyone, so please approach this book with an open mind before you unzip your pants. No kvetching here, you’ve been warned!

Thong of Thongs will be published on Thursday August 29, 2019!

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The Revenge of Count Shagula

The Revenge of Count Shagula

Tales of Monsterotica #6

Justin MacCormack

Jonathan Woodcock has finally returned home – but he is not yet safe as the world’s naughtiest vampire, Count Shagula, pursues him relentlessly, eager for just another nibble. Will Woodcock be able to come out on top once again, or will Shagula have his wicked way with our beloved hero?

After months of travel, fighting evil groping ghouls and feisty Frankensteins, Jonathan Woodcock has finally returned home! Having escaped from the distant castle of Count Shagula and the vampire’s very naughty sex dungeon, Jonathan is happy to get back to his cozy hamlet in England and perhaps, finally, have a decent cup of tea.

But all is not well back home, and it’s not just brexit that’s causing trouble! Some sinister figure is skulking around the countryside, bothering young men and nibbling on their naughty bits! And this time it isn’t your humble writer – honest! No, it seems that the cock-hungry Count has followed our brave hero home like an eager puppy.

Will our submissive Jonathan finally put his foot down and drive his wooden shaft up the Count’s dark places once and for all?

The Revenge of Count Shagula is a 15,000-word novella.

"Things that go hump in the night" - James Wallis

* * * * * - Matt Wingett

“Welcome to the crazy, sexy, cool universe of Justin MacCormack. He has taken on some of the great classic horror stories and given them a twist and a turn. His versions are making me laugh, and I find them witty and very entertaining.” – Miss Betty

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Gorgon in 69 Seconds

Gorgon in 69 Seconds

College of United Monsters #3

C.B. Archer

What happens when you enroll in a monster college and finally meet your bitter rival face to face? Riding stuff. Riding stuff happens.

The once elite College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is still having financial troubles. In order to stay afloat, it has been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Preposterous! Also, monsters are real and that was probably a bigger shock to the world than one school of them allowing humans to enroll.

Nape MacGuffin is a regular, ridiculous human. A student in the suddenly popular Historical Pottery Studies course, Nape finds himself facing off against his class’s biggest rivals: the students of Automobile Theory & Repair, who are convinced the pottery class is out to destroy them. Naturally, they have to get to the pottery students first. But, honestly—with a name like MacGuffin, you know the entire reason he’s in this story is to get kidnapped later on to serve as a plot device. You did know that…right?

It serves him right for having a punny name and attending monster college.

Gorgon in 69 Seconds is a 17,000-word novella.

Gorgon in 69 Seconds releases on Tuesday April 16, 2019!

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Love Knot

Love Knot

Slave to Beauty #2

Tim Bartholomew

Saltwater seduction, treachery and a nautical nightmare.

Although craving a quiet life out of the public eye, Andrew and Bryony rarely miss an opportunity for erotic fulfilment—even in the most unlikely of historic monuments. But during a supposedly relaxing yachting holiday round the Aegean, Bryony falls under the spell of a cocky and irresistible stallion of the sea. And the result? Maritime marital meltdown.

As the pair struggle to navigate the rough seas on board the yacht, they’re met with an even more dangerous foe; a psychological and sexual tempest worthy of the god Neptune himself. He has his sights set on the couple—and the money he’ll make from showcasing them.

Desperate to find their way safely back to dry land, the newlyweds must overcome the stranger’s attempts to prove his prowess in a nautical threesome, a task which will test their love as never before.

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The Drag Queen of the Opera

The Drag Queen of the Opera

Tales of Monsterotica #5

Justin MacCormack

A Parisian opera house is under siege by a villainous and musical ghost, and the only person that can stop the fiend’s plans is renowned monster-shagger Jonathan Woodcock.

Lights! Stage! Action!

Upon arriving in Paris, Jonathan Woodcock was hoping for a chance to relax from his arduous travels across Europe and put his numerous sexual experiences with the forces of darkness behind him.

But he soon learns that the local opera house is under siege by a villainous and musical ghost, a spectral haunter with plans to steal the limelight all for itself—and it has its eyes set on poor Mr Woodcock!

It seems that Jonathan’s days as an experienced monster-shagger are to be tested once more—but will he be able to evade the lure of the stage and don his sheer silk panties (yes, you read that right, and he looks so good in them!) for the right cause? Or will he be enthralled by the Phantom like so many others before him?

The Drag Queen of the Opera is a 15,000-word novella.

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Centaur of Attention

Centaur of Attention

College of United Monsters #2

C.B. Archer

What happens when you enroll in a monster college and have a crush on the handsomest centaur jock in the school? Mounting stuff. Mounting stuff happens.

The once elitist College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is still falling on hard times. In order to stay afloat it had been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Preposterous! Also, monsters were discovered to exist and that is still a bigger shock to the world than one monster school allowing humans to enroll.

Hugh Min is not a regular ridiculous human. Instead, he is a human that was adopted as a young child by a family of yeti. Hugh has more problems than the average student—an insatiable level of emotional angst, an insatiable appetite for snack foods, and an insatiable…whole lot of other problems. Will Hugh be able to successfully bridge two impassible college gaps, one between the sporty jocks and the geeky geeks, and the other against monsters and humans? Only by gaining access to the most sacred of all places—a centaur’s closet—will this question be answered.

Honestly, it serves him right for having a crush on an easily punned monster type and attending monster college.

Centaur of Attention is a 14,000-word novella.

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Body Language

Body Language

Slave to Beauty #1

Tim Bartholomew

In this fast-paced tale of beauty and three beasts, an irresistible hero is locked in deadly conflict with a craven older woman out for carnal revenge. Can Andrew’s manhood survive in the teeth of her demands?

Naïve yet irresistible Andrew Billingham is in love. Quite literally head over heels in love, actually. After meeting the heart-stoppingly gorgeous Bryony whilst out jogging, Andrew soon realizes Bryony is what’s been missing from his life. Bryony, and the life of adventurous love-making she brings to his normally stoic existence.

So, when Bryony’s employers send her abroad for six months, Andrew is certain while they’ll allow each other an open relationship, that is not what he desires. He’ll wait for his love, content with their nightly Skype sessions. Unfortunately for Andrew, he falls prey to two vengeful women, one twenty-five years his senior. With the help of a conniving German gentleman—who has since university days lusted after Andrew—these Harpies mean to take fullest advantage of his winsome good looks and trusting nature.

Plunged into a nightmare of unseemly passion, intrigue and sexual enslavement, Andrew is even more desperate for the loving arms of his Bryony. If only she hadn’t disappeared. While he’s determined to survive the ordeal unscathed, without losing the love of his life and the erotic bliss he enjoys with her, Andrew fears the worst. After all, how long can a man escape his past with his virtue intact?

Body Language is a 58,000 word erotic comedy, the first in the Slave to Beautytrilogy. If you like your books erotically-charged and fast-paced, then you’ll love Tim Bartholomew’s tender treatment of love and his devastating indictment of lust.

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Bite of the Queerwolf

Bite of the Queerwolf

Tales of Monsterotica #4

Justin MacCormack

Beneath the moonlit night, ravenous werewolves lurk, ready to make Jonathan Woodcock play fetch! Will Jonathan be able to stand up to the big, leather-clad alpha, or will he succumb to the BITE OF THE QUEERWOLF?

He’s shagged vampires and other monsters in his sexual escapades across the darkest parts of Europe and beyond, but now it’s time for young Jonathan Woodcock to really take a walk on the wild side! Beneath the moonlit night, ravenous werewolves lurk in the forest surrounding Budapest, ready to make our reluctant hero play fetch!

Fur and fangs (and leather collars) will fly in Jonathan Woodcock’s kinkiest adventure to date! Will our young hero be able to stand up to the big daddy of all werewolves, who wants to do nothing more than make Jonathan strip and submit? Coming this far after his previous adventures, will Jonathan succumb to the BITE OF THE QUEERWOLF? (No, he’s our hero! But he’ll definitely leave with a few teeth-marks!)

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

Bite of the Queerwolf is a 15,000-word novella.

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Tales of Monsterotica: Anthology Collection Book One

Tales of Monsterotica

Anthology Collection Book One

Justin MacCormack

Jonathan Woodcock tours the erotic world of monsters: the kinky Count Shagula who lusts after his fluids, the sinister Doctor Wankenstein and his romp-pounding hunk, and the charming mummy whose restrictive bindings pull him face-to-crotch.

When the budding and sexually-repressed young accountant Jonathan Woodcock was sent to the distant lands of Transylvania, he expected only a dull and uneventful trip. Instead, he began a series of erotic adventures that would see him go up against the greatest monsters of history!

Travel with Jonathan as he explores the kinky terrors of Castle Shagula and experiences the vampiric Count who lusts after a different sort of life fluid! Watch as poor Jonathan experiences the sinister experiments of the crazed Doctor Wankenstein and the rump-pounding terror of the scientist’s home-built hunk! Shriek in fear as young Mr Woodcock comes face-to-crotch with the tight restrictive bindings of the mummy, and the preternatural charms of an ancestral deity of carnal knowledge!

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage, and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

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