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Centaur of Attention

Centaur of Attention

College of United Monsters #2

C.B. Archer

What happens when you enroll in a monster college and have a crush on the handsomest centaur jock in the school? Mounting stuff. Mounting stuff happens.

The once elitist College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) is still falling on hard times. In order to stay afloat it had been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Preposterous! Also, monsters were discovered to exist and that is still a bigger shock to the world than one monster school allowing humans to enroll.

Hugh Min is not a regular ridiculous human. Instead, he is a human that was adopted as a young child by a family of yeti. Hugh has more problems than the average student—an insatiable level of emotional angst, an insatiable appetite for snack foods, and an insatiable…whole lot of other problems. Will Hugh be able to successfully bridge two impassible college gaps, one between the sporty jocks and the geeky geeks, and the other against monsters and humans? Only by gaining access to the most sacred of all places—a centaur’s closet—will this question be answered.

Honestly, it serves him right for having a crush on an easily punned monster type and attending monster college.

Centaur of Attention is a 14,000-word novella.

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Body Language

Body Language

Slave to Beauty #1

Tim Bartholomew

In this fast-paced tale of beauty and three beasts, an irresistible hero is locked in deadly conflict with a craven older woman out for carnal revenge. Can Andrew’s manhood survive in the teeth of her demands?

Naïve yet irresistible Andrew Billingham is in love. Quite literally head over heels in love, actually. After meeting the heart-stoppingly gorgeous Bryony whilst out jogging, Andrew soon realizes Bryony is what’s been missing from his life. Bryony, and the life of adventurous love-making she brings to his normally stoic existence.

So, when Bryony’s employers send her abroad for six months, Andrew is certain while they’ll allow each other an open relationship, that is not what he desires. He’ll wait for his love, content with their nightly Skype sessions. Unfortunately for Andrew, he falls prey to two vengeful women, one twenty-five years his senior. With the help of a conniving German gentleman—who has since university days lusted after Andrew—these Harpies mean to take fullest advantage of his winsome good looks and trusting nature.

Plunged into a nightmare of unseemly passion, intrigue and sexual enslavement, Andrew is even more desperate for the loving arms of his Bryony. If only she hadn’t disappeared. While he’s determined to survive the ordeal unscathed, without losing the love of his life and the erotic bliss he enjoys with her, Andrew fears the worst. After all, how long can a man escape his past with his virtue intact?

Body Language is a 58,000 word erotic comedy, the first in the Slave to Beautytrilogy. If you like your books erotically-charged and fast-paced, then you’ll love Tim Bartholomew’s tender treatment of love and his devastating indictment of lust.

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Bite of the Queerwolf

Bite of the Queerwolf

Tales of Monsterotica #4

Justin MacCormack

Beneath the moonlit night, ravenous werewolves lurk, ready to make Jonathan Woodcock play fetch! Will Jonathan be able to stand up to the big, leather-clad alpha, or will he succumb to the BITE OF THE QUEERWOLF?

He’s shagged vampires and other monsters in his sexual escapades across the darkest parts of Europe and beyond, but now it’s time for young Jonathan Woodcock to really take a walk on the wild side! Beneath the moonlit night, ravenous werewolves lurk in the forest surrounding Budapest, ready to make our reluctant hero play fetch!

Fur and fangs (and leather collars) will fly in Jonathan Woodcock’s kinkiest adventure to date! Will our young hero be able to stand up to the big daddy of all werewolves, who wants to do nothing more than make Jonathan strip and submit? Coming this far after his previous adventures, will Jonathan succumb to the BITE OF THE QUEERWOLF? (No, he’s our hero! But he’ll definitely leave with a few teeth-marks!)

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

Bite of the Queerwolf is a 15,000-word novella.

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Tales of Monsterotica: Anthology Collection Book One

Tales of Monsterotica

Anthology Collection Book One

Justin MacCormack

Jonathan Woodcock tours the erotic world of monsters: the kinky Count Shagula who lusts after his fluids, the sinister Doctor Wankenstein and his romp-pounding hunk, and the charming mummy whose restrictive bindings pull him face-to-crotch.

When the budding and sexually-repressed young accountant Jonathan Woodcock was sent to the distant lands of Transylvania, he expected only a dull and uneventful trip. Instead, he began a series of erotic adventures that would see him go up against the greatest monsters of history!

Travel with Jonathan as he explores the kinky terrors of Castle Shagula and experiences the vampiric Count who lusts after a different sort of life fluid! Watch as poor Jonathan experiences the sinister experiments of the crazed Doctor Wankenstein and the rump-pounding terror of the scientist’s home-built hunk! Shriek in fear as young Mr Woodcock comes face-to-crotch with the tight restrictive bindings of the mummy, and the preternatural charms of an ancestral deity of carnal knowledge!

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage, and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

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The Curse of the Mummy’s Wang

The Curse of the Mummy's Wang

Tales of Monsterotica #3

Justin MacCormack

Deep in the Egyptian sands lurks the lost pyramid of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, and Jonathan Woodcock (infamous up-and-coming monster shagger) has unleashed the curse! Will he be able to overcome THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY’S WANG?

Deep in the Egyptian sands lurks the lost pyramid of an ancient Egyptian pharaoh, known throughout history for his bountiful lusts but lost to the mists of time. Or is it? Because who else would unearth the tomb but Jonathan Woodcock, infamous up-and-coming monster shagger!

Witness Jonathan’s rump-pounding adventures as he delves deep into the darkest places, wrestles with the tight restrictive bindings of the mummy, and comes face-to-crotch with the preternatural charms of an ancestral deity of carnal knowledge. Will Jonathan ever be able to overcome THE CURSE OF THE MUMMY’S WANG? (No, he won’t, he’ll end up having a lot of sex with it!)

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

The Curse of the Mummy’s Wang is a 14,500-word novella.

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Also available as an audiobook, narrated by Hedge T. Haiden!

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Desires of the Deep

Desires of the Deep

College of United Monsters #1

C.B. Archer

What happens when you enroll in a monster college and end up stuck in underwater classes? Butt stuff. Butt stuff happens.

The once elitist College of United Monsters (C.U.M.) has recently fallen on hard times. In order to stay afloat it has been forced to allow humans to register. Humans, in a monster school? Ridiculous! Also, monsters are real and that was probably a bigger shock to the world than one school of them allowing humans to enroll.

Cliff Waters is a ridiculous human. Mistakenly assigned to the Underwater Wing of the college, Cliff has more problems than the average student—sudden surges in popularity, sudden urges in the sexy monster student body, and being forced to hold his breath for hours at a time to attend class. Will Cliff be able to survive in the Underwater Wing of the toughest college around where everyone wants to taste a sweet piece of him?

Honestly, it serves him right for having a punny name…and attending monster college.

Desires of the Deep is an 11,500-word novella.

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The Madness of Doctor Wankenstein

The Madness of Doctor Wankenstein

Tales of Monsterotica #2

Justin MacCormack

Travel with Jonathan Woodcock on a twisted journey to the laboratory of the insane Doctor Wankenstein, and see his creature rise to full erect attention! Will Jonathan ever escape the lusts of the doctor’s monster – and will he even want to?

When young Jonathan Woodcock escaped the evil Count Shagula, he hoped that his days of sexual bondage would be over. Not so fast, Mister Woodcock!

Meet Doctor Wankenstein, the greatest scientist of the age! In this tale of warped sexual desires, twisted comedy, and frantic naughtiness, poor Jonathan experiences the sinister experiments of the doctor. Witness his ultimate plans for Jonathan, and discover just what gets the muscle-bound hunk of a monster up in the morning, in THE MADNESS OF DOCTOR WANKENSTEIN.

(Hint, it’s a really big wang. Huge, really huge!)

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA
A line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

The Madness of Doctor Wankenstein is 14,000-word novella.

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Also available as an audiobook, narrated by Hedge T. Haiden!

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The Castle of Count Shagula

The Castle of Count Shagula

Tales of Monsterotica #1

Justin MacCormack

Travel with Jonathan Woodcock on a twisted journey to Castle Shagula, where the infamous vampiric count is hungry for an altogether different kind of life fluid!

High in the Transylvanian mountains looms Castle Shagula, the home of an infamous vampiric count with a thirst for the life fluid of young men. And Jonathan Woodcock is on his way there!

Stay beside Jonathan as he explores the terrors of Castle Shagula and experiences the horrors that go bang in the night. Can he can survive Count Shagula’s seductive attempts to get after his own different sort of life fluid? Witness as Jonathan works to uncover the mysteries at the heart of THE CASTLE OF COUNT SHAGULA. (It isn’t mysterious at all, really. It’s sex. Lots and lots of sex.)

TALES OF MONSTEROTICA

A new line of comical erotic romps featuring the classic and not-so-classic monsters of book, stage and screen, written by Justin MacCormack, author of "Diary of a Gay Teenage Zombie" and “Hush: A Horror Anthology”.

The Castle of Count Shagula is a 14,000-word novella.

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Also available as an audiobook, narrated by Hedge T. Haiden!

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